Hookergate

Sometimes the governor of your state is caught paying lots and lots for an actually-pretty-hot-and-not-that-trashy callgirl.

And then sometimes, the next day, you end up interviewing subjects for an article about what the lives of high-end call girls are really like. The things you conclude: the average high-class hooker has been to college, likes French cuisine and spends $600 a week on personal grooming. The elite callgirl speaks more than one language, plays an instrument and can tell apart different wines.

"If you can talk a little about art," one working lady told me, "then you can get the guy to think, 'This is a cool girl. This is the kind of girl I should be hanging out with.'"

In fact, said she: "A liberal arts education is a great preparation for being an escort."

For those of you who said an english major wasn't worth anything... JUSTICE!